“I, PANPEDO, JOBBER of /DBS/ humbly kneel to:

Dragon Ball Super, who I seethe about everyday.

Dragon Ball Daima, which is more beloved than my hot garbage despite being even worse.

Akira Toriyama, who never continued my shitty flopped sequel.

Toyotaro, who betrayed his AF roots to work on the superior Dragon Ball sequel.

Toei Animation, who cancelled my shitty sequel after a measly 64 episdoes.

Anyone who posts a picture of Pan dead, for they make me realize the love of my life is fictional.

Jirenbros, for they are scholars and I will never be like them.

Gohanbros, who are so much more well respected than me.

Gotenscholars, who created a collage I have yet to refute.

Kid Trunks, who can run in 150 times gravity and destroys my headcanons of Pan being relevant.

The Diaper Duo, for they are staples of this place but I am not.

The Babyfag, who I have been beaten by 16 times and counting.

The British Government, for they will lock me up for being a pedophile any day now."

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>Kill yourself. We love Pan in these halls.