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6/20/2025, 3:18:38 PM
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The enemies can fuck your wife
The enemies can fuck your wife
6/13/2025, 6:29:59 AM
>GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!!!! Roshi-san, you think that GRINDING my EYEBALLS into a THICK PUDDING and CONSUMING THAT would restore your LIBIDO?!??! A Chinese MYSTIC told you that BALD MANLETS with NO NOSE make for a POTENT APHRODISIAC!!???! And you want to TEST this out by PLUNDERING 18's RIPE BUTTHOLE??!!!? T-then you want to use the Dragon Balls to turn me into a HUMAN CONDOM!!??! I'll be SHRUNKEN DOWN, of course not TOO MUCH because I'm SO FUCKING SHORT, and STRETCHED over your QUIVERING JOHNSON!!???!!? And even though I'd be a FUNCTIONING CONTRACEPTIVE, your GERIATRIC JIZZ would spill into 18's pussy ANYWAY because of my GAPING EYE HOLES!!???! Y-You want to give her the SENILE PENILE EXPERIENCE over and over until I inevitably DISSOLVE in her VAGINA from the NONSTOP FRICTION??!?! Then you'll take her to a LABORATORY where TOP SCIENTISTS will use the most ADVANCED TOOLS POSSIBLE to see your sperm cells BEATING THE SHIT out of my MICROSCOPIC REMNANTS and BARRING THEM ENTRY from 18's OVARIES!!???!!!? And the results from that study would be PUBLISHED to show the WHOLE WORLD how I am OBJECTIVELY A KEK, down to the CELLULAR LEVEL???!!!!!???!!!!!! YABBA DABBA DOO, THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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