You can be saved here forever right now, yes you! All that is required is simple Belief.

Idk where else on 4chan to post this: I wish it could have been something non-nsfw so more people could see this

Great news: You actually don't gotta be a "Good Boy" to go to Heaven: which I think is a fitting tone for this specific board

Luke 5:32: "I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance." Repent btw just means a change of mind (not turning from sin: that's works) from Unbelief to Belief