>>511261622
Come home Jew man
Fulfill the promise made to your ancestors. Live the modern life in an ancient place, where conditioned air meets holy ground
Live the simple life of God and granades, become one with the holy war machine
Live the simple life of milk and honey, or should I say, honey's with milkers. Yay, God is good and he really delivered on that last one.
Come home Jew man, settle down with a luntaic right woman that can handle a gun better than you, your family is waiting for you

>>508598729
>Nuh-huh

>>508159171
Pick up an instrument
It builds character and discipline
Stuff like nail biting will wither on their own from such practices (also I bet your mom is kinda crazy and that's not helping)

The Torah has spoketh