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>Walk into work wearing a suit with Rarity cuff links, Apple Jack belt buckle and Rainbow Dash tie with matching Rainbow dash tie bar.
>Pull out my Twilight Sparkle pocket watch and check the time.
>Not late this time.
>Fill up my Celestia double walled stainless steel mug with my morning coffee.
>Praise the sun.
>Walk to my desk, garnering weird looks from my coworkers.
>Sit down and begin typing on my pony themed keyboard with etched aluminum key caps.
>Boss wants to talk.
>Fidget with my Fluttershy bracelet as he speaks.
>Get fired for watching nothing but pony on the clock.
>Exit the building and light up a cigarette with my windproof Spitfire engraved lighter.
>Walk slowly to the back of the parking lot, contemplating how it all went wrong.
>Approach my car and pull out my keys by the Trixie key chain.
>Low on gas but I can make it. I have my Fluttershy Omamori good luck charm.
>Cant make it.
>Check wallet but only have a few Starswirl and Discord coins.
>Run out of gas and start walking home.
>Pull out Kirin engraved flask.
>Tastes like piss but alcohol is alcohol.
>Get lost, but use Luna engraved brass compass to find my way.
>Make it to apartment slightly tipsy.
>Take off suit jacket and start taking off the dozen pony engraved pins off my dress shirt.
>Place pins on the stack of unpaid bills and grab the last beer.
>Pop the cap off with a Berry Punch bottle opener.
>Finish beer and pull out Whisky.
>Start doing shots with a Pinkie Pie shot glass.
>Bottle is empty and life is over.
>Walk to the closet and grab the Apple Jack Shotgun.
>Take one last look at Lyra Heartstrings in Book of Harmony photo locket.
>Lights out.
>Once found, the body is only identifiable by a Derpy Hooves titanium dog tag around the neck.