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6/17/2025, 7:17:57 PM
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A fearless facsimile this one is, as he tries to purse his lips and kiss you while being suspended by your hand.
"I wanna snu-snu!"
Ah. There we go. You turn to Craig, whose embarassment forces him to cover his face with his hands.
"Craig, look at me. C'mon, I'm not mad. He's your lust, isn't he?"
His face in full-blush and deep in his hands, Craig replies with great effort.
"Y-yeah..."
He's a smart kid, but even smart kids can be led astray once love and lust enters the equation. So you figure he'd best be informed about it, and made him sit side-by-side with his lust.
"Well, Craig, you're at that age, after all - by 'that', I mean puberty. Listen close to what I'm going to tell you. It's fine to be horny sometimes, but there are things to consider... by the way, do you know how goblins mate?"
It seems you've got both of their attention this way. What comes next is an improptu course of purely spoken goblin sex education, starting from the mechanics of goblin intercourse and its function. Then comes the importance of consent and why age matters (even though it can get weird in Gongalla, what with eternal children and mindforms and such), which then segues into the topic of inbreeding and why it's bad for goblins (it causes the kids to become more and more feral), sexuality, and preferences. To his credit, Craig sits in rapt attention, occasionally asking about terms he never heard of before, or technicalities and loopholes. By the end of your lecture, there's only one Craig - you'd think he managed to reassimilate and hopefully control his lust, now.
"...and that's why you need protection and consent to snu-snu. Also why you don't snu-snu with close relatives. Got that?"
A nod and a yeah from Craig sets your mind at ease, hopefully he won't be a sex pest in the future.
"Yes, very interesting. I learned a lot about goblin physiology and mindset."
The sudden appearance of Nemo beside you sends goosebumps up your spine - just how much has he heard? You guess he finished the anchor check.
"Oh what the - Nemo! Uhh, I can explain..."
"Don't worry, I got the gist of it. Consent is important, yes?"
Well if that's what he believed, then so be it! You don't need to clarify the entire deal with the sins -
Oh, right, there's still two left, right? It seems like Ling's uhh... lust is still on a date with her, and Skadi's gluttony... why is she twice as tall, now??
>END OF THREAD
>THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NORTH ARC?
>JAIL QUEST WILL RETURN SOON, I HOPE YOU'LL BE THERE FOR THE CONTINUATION
A fearless facsimile this one is, as he tries to purse his lips and kiss you while being suspended by your hand.
"I wanna snu-snu!"
Ah. There we go. You turn to Craig, whose embarassment forces him to cover his face with his hands.
"Craig, look at me. C'mon, I'm not mad. He's your lust, isn't he?"
His face in full-blush and deep in his hands, Craig replies with great effort.
"Y-yeah..."
He's a smart kid, but even smart kids can be led astray once love and lust enters the equation. So you figure he'd best be informed about it, and made him sit side-by-side with his lust.
"Well, Craig, you're at that age, after all - by 'that', I mean puberty. Listen close to what I'm going to tell you. It's fine to be horny sometimes, but there are things to consider... by the way, do you know how goblins mate?"
It seems you've got both of their attention this way. What comes next is an improptu course of purely spoken goblin sex education, starting from the mechanics of goblin intercourse and its function. Then comes the importance of consent and why age matters (even though it can get weird in Gongalla, what with eternal children and mindforms and such), which then segues into the topic of inbreeding and why it's bad for goblins (it causes the kids to become more and more feral), sexuality, and preferences. To his credit, Craig sits in rapt attention, occasionally asking about terms he never heard of before, or technicalities and loopholes. By the end of your lecture, there's only one Craig - you'd think he managed to reassimilate and hopefully control his lust, now.
"...and that's why you need protection and consent to snu-snu. Also why you don't snu-snu with close relatives. Got that?"
A nod and a yeah from Craig sets your mind at ease, hopefully he won't be a sex pest in the future.
"Yes, very interesting. I learned a lot about goblin physiology and mindset."
The sudden appearance of Nemo beside you sends goosebumps up your spine - just how much has he heard? You guess he finished the anchor check.
"Oh what the - Nemo! Uhh, I can explain..."
"Don't worry, I got the gist of it. Consent is important, yes?"
Well if that's what he believed, then so be it! You don't need to clarify the entire deal with the sins -
Oh, right, there's still two left, right? It seems like Ling's uhh... lust is still on a date with her, and Skadi's gluttony... why is she twice as tall, now??
>END OF THREAD
>THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NORTH ARC?
>JAIL QUEST WILL RETURN SOON, I HOPE YOU'LL BE THERE FOR THE CONTINUATION
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