>be Elon
>autist genius with a God complex and Twitter addiction
>starts digging into Epstein stuff like everyone else
>finds out Trump is on the Epstein list
>which means Israel has leverage
>which means when Bibi says “jump,” Trump asks “how high?”

And what does Israel want right now?
>full U.S. military involvement in the Middle East
>so now Trump *has* to drag America into war
>because if he says no, they drop the blackmail

>Elon sees all this
>connects the dots
>realizes war = massive spending = U.S. debt spiral
>America gets bled dry fighting someone else’s war
>Trump won’t stop it
>because he *can’t*

Then suddenly:

>Elon goes nuclear on X
>“Trump is on the Epstein list”
>says America needs a new party
>calls out the whole system
>says both sides are puppets

People think it’s just another Elon meltdown
But what if that was the one time he told the truth?

>Israel has the kompromat
>Trump is the puppet
>Musk stops playing nice
>starts drifting from the GOP
>acts like he knows exactly what’s coming

But hey, I’m sure it’s all just a coincidence
Totally normal billionaire behavior, right?

I guess muts really are gonna die for Israel after all.