>original game is still widely available, plays totally fine, and can regularly be found for $5
>they released the shitty downgraded Ultimate Edition remaster for double the cost
>now they are releasing YET ANOTHER, EVEN SHITTIER remake/remaster for even double the price of the UE
What the fuck is going on? Who the fuck asked for all these remasters when the original game is still widely available and plays totally fine?