Search Results
6/26/2025, 4:19:40 AM
>>936262389
MEOW CANNOT HEAR OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AMAZING THEY ARE.
MEOW CANNOT HEAR OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AMAZING THEY ARE.
6/17/2025, 4:59:36 AM
>>507679208
>hired to work IT for a company owned by a crazy delusional boomer
>things go well for the first year or so
>run cables, reset passwords, typical IT stuff
>owner gets even more delusional
>wants me to set up servers, install security system, even design a fucking website for 40k/year
>I’m young and ambitious so I say I can do it but I need a bigger salary
>show him the going rate for all this stuff he wants
>he laughs me off and says I can do the work first and maybe he’ll consider a raise, or I can leave and he’ll personally make sure nobody hires me ever again
>fine.png
>do the work
>bide my time
>wait until a week before we’re ready to go live with new system
>shut off security system
>go to cryogenic storage room in the lab
>steal one of each species of embryo and hide them in a shaving cream can
>driving to make the handoff but crash into a tree and get stuck in the mud
>no way I’ll make it before the storm hits but I have to try
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
>hired to work IT for a company owned by a crazy delusional boomer
>things go well for the first year or so
>run cables, reset passwords, typical IT stuff
>owner gets even more delusional
>wants me to set up servers, install security system, even design a fucking website for 40k/year
>I’m young and ambitious so I say I can do it but I need a bigger salary
>show him the going rate for all this stuff he wants
>he laughs me off and says I can do the work first and maybe he’ll consider a raise, or I can leave and he’ll personally make sure nobody hires me ever again
>fine.png
>do the work
>bide my time
>wait until a week before we’re ready to go live with new system
>shut off security system
>go to cryogenic storage room in the lab
>steal one of each species of embryo and hide them in a shaving cream can
>driving to make the handoff but crash into a tree and get stuck in the mud
>no way I’ll make it before the storm hits but I have to try
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
6/15/2025, 8:35:28 PM
Page 1