>>6268490
Tumbling backwards over your seat, your hip smacks into something on the armrest and sends a trio of electronic whistles bouncing around the cabin! Before you can wonder what you just did, a pair of fuzzy blue lights appears in the center of the booth!

”Greetings, esteemed traveler! Call me Oot! I’ll be your Teksoul Concierge for this journey! How may I make your trip nicer today?”

“W-woah…” Volka sputters, doublefisting Icecakes, “Th-this is Umberal, T?”

“Not like I remember it…” The catthing murmurs with wide, wary eyes!

Before you can ask for clarification, you feel a series of options creep into your mind:
>Teksoul Overview
>Skyrail Information
>Teksoul Appearance and Persona
>Cabin Easefloat (Currently OFF)
>Cabin Envirotools (HOT, COOL, MIST, SWOOS, PHEROMONE, SLEEPTIME, WAKEUP)
>Icebox Ordering (ICECAKES, MUUSP STEW, FUNGI CHIPS, TRAILCUBE, RUUPPA (DRAFT), UMBERAL SEENTI, FUUTSKA)
>Prayer Aid (MITAAR (LIGHT), VIISLA (HUNT), OAD (SEA), BIISI (FORTUNE), KNODD (EARTH), HELAA (SKY)
>Call Conductor
>Nevermind
>Other Options (Write-In)

>>6268483
Don't worry, anon--I don't think Volka can even fit on a plane... a passenger plane, anywho.
>distract our menace
Bold of you to assume