Erlang and its ilk are dumb hipster languages that are terrible for performance and for building useful things in the modern era. We need to stamp these out before impressionable children doom their careers by using them instead of Java, C++, Python etc.

>mommy!!! I want to build a highly concurrent program but learning to use C correctly is sucky-wucky, I need a language that handles all that icky process scheduling for me at the expense of being slower than molasses ;_;
If you use this it’s even more embarrassing than using jeetlangs like java or python.