I had a nightmare last night

I dreamt I woke up as British. I woke up in a cold sweat and then I went to the bathroom. l looked in the mirror and then the realisation hit me. I am British. It's an unending nightmare. I went to my GP about my Britishness and he told me to brush my teeth. So I have to do that every night and morning from now on. He told me it won't ever make me normal, that there is no cure for britishness, but it will make me less british. It's a treatment