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A canadian guys gets isekai'd into body of a low-level cultivator who just got killed by his sectmate.
He imediatelly NOPEs out and runs to qi-desert of Azure Hills. There, he build a small farm.
He feeds his animals spiritual herbs and the animals gain sentience and become spirit beasts. It starts with his rooster. Who starts to act like an arogant young master, until he gets humbled by demonic rat infestation. Later, two pigs, a rat, cat and carp also gain sentience.
While this is happening, MC falls for not-Maomao from nearby village. Who also falls for him and they get married later.
During this, a young cultivator girl is chasing a demonic cultivator bandit and rapist and finds MC's farm after getting seriously wounded. She tries to warn them, only to find out the animals killed the bandits. She thinks MC is some kind of hidden master, as he can command powerful animals and asks to be trained. Hillarity ensues.
Also, MC makes contract with ancient earth spirit of the province, who was shattered ages ago and who looks like little girl. She empowers him and allows him to grow absolutely crazy amount of high-quality crops.

The whole story starts like a parody of xianxia, but later becomes much straighter cultivation story.