I, Madam JOBta, Jester of The Genius Society, humbly kneel to:

Screwllum-sama, whose machine intelligence outshines me like the sun does a rock. Without you I would be useless. Thank you for building the SU and letting me claim some meagre credit for it.

Stephen-sama, who has already surpassed me at such a young age. Thank you for gifting me some trinkets you made at a young age and letting me pretend to be a genius.

Ruan Mei-sama, my bedrock and master. I could never hold a candle to your perfection. Thank you for making me young and beautiful again - the beauty gifted by you is truly my only talent.

Polka-sama, who I fear and worship. Thank you for choosing to spare my pathetic life.

Ratio-sama, whose natural wit and perception far exceeds my own, and who is more fitting for the genius title than I am.

Trailblazer-sama, to whom I am forever grateful for bearing with my ineptitude and my inability to help you. Once you join the Genius Society I will gladly step down to become member #84.

Lygus-sama, the actual emanator of erudition and he who exposed my fraudulent nature to the entire universe. Thank you for letting me pretend to be an emanator for so long.

Please do not hesitate to use my body in any way you wish. As I am lacking in knowledge and skill, this is the only way in which I can repay you all for letting me pretend to be smart.