Hey, Baby Monkey. You already won. There's no reason to argue with anyone. We all already know of your great triumph, Baby Monkey. You're truly the greatest one to ever exist, Baby Monkey. Yay, Baby Monkey. I love you, Baby Monkey.
Don't try to wrap your head around it. There's nothing to figure out. It was exactly as I said. And there really isn't anything you can do, because in truth you want to be cattle.