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8/9/2025, 12:57:59 AM
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... Well, "Ike's wee wee" implies most of the town are repulsed by the idea of circumcision, even if some of the adults like Randy are circumcised themselves. I generally assume that most of the children aren't because it seems South Park is a community where it has largely fallen out of style.
I will never not be weirded out by the fact that Europeans adopting the Torah as their mythology and continuing to make it a major part of daily life had no impact on people wanting to get cut, but the factor that made most Americans pretty much accepting this bizarre practice overnight, was having the quack who invented corn flakes tell them little boys wouldn't want to masturbate if they did it. Which, well, getting circumcised does make the normal way of masturbating impossible since the natural lubricant won't be there, but I know that doesn't stop people people from trying to masturbate anyway even if it becomes needlessly complicated and less satisfying. The drive to masturbate is just that strong, the only way someone wouldn't masturbate would be if they got laid every time they got horny, and I doubt most people ever get that lucky.
... Well, "Ike's wee wee" implies most of the town are repulsed by the idea of circumcision, even if some of the adults like Randy are circumcised themselves. I generally assume that most of the children aren't because it seems South Park is a community where it has largely fallen out of style.
I will never not be weirded out by the fact that Europeans adopting the Torah as their mythology and continuing to make it a major part of daily life had no impact on people wanting to get cut, but the factor that made most Americans pretty much accepting this bizarre practice overnight, was having the quack who invented corn flakes tell them little boys wouldn't want to masturbate if they did it. Which, well, getting circumcised does make the normal way of masturbating impossible since the natural lubricant won't be there, but I know that doesn't stop people people from trying to masturbate anyway even if it becomes needlessly complicated and less satisfying. The drive to masturbate is just that strong, the only way someone wouldn't masturbate would be if they got laid every time they got horny, and I doubt most people ever get that lucky.
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