Alright. I'm finally anxious (and drunk) enough to turn to the opinions of online strangers on my appearance, and I don't know any other even semi-honest places. I feel like I constantly get amused, smug, or lips-pressed-together-in-judgment looks from strangers, and people seem wary around me, but I know I also sometimes hallucinate these things, so I want to know if I really look so strange. Nobody I know will tell me honestly. I think I look ugly but very unremarkable, even remarkably unremarkable, but now I ask you faggots. Help me settle my anxiety about this, here, please.

>>34020485
I disagree with other anon, both long and buzz work. Buzz seems more chill, smile or no. Shave though. Look fine otherwise. Suit pic is awkward, kind of like you're dressed up for your first Big Formal Thing. Might just be that photo.

>>34025523
Caveman. Distinctive, not so easy to say just good or bad, but probably on the worse side. Hair works well. Would want to chat with to find out who you are. But maybe you shouldn't be so forward with looks like that -- you look like you should be laid-back.

>>34025718
Fine, beard accentuates jaw and cheekbone very well in this pic.

>>34026870
You seem like you could be either very genuine or very manipulative. Would immediately trust you if you act warm and slightly flawed or odd (and I believe the act), but would keep away if you were acerbic, a bit cold, too witty, or you ever snuck in a jab somewhere unexpected. I think it's the glasses.

>>34027691
Absolutely impossible to tell.