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6/6/2025, 9:48:44 PM
>>11304802
>become omni parent
>you don't make your son all powerful.
>has no idea who you are.
>will never know who you are.
>give him to a very sweet and adorable couple that was trying really hard to get a child.
>small acts of kindness such as:
>always tuck him in bed every night.
>moving his foot so he doesn't stub his toes.
>keep nightmares away from him.
>making sure he has group of friends to play with.
>He becomes a good man.
>You give him a nudge to a nice woman who's been down her luck.
>They marry and nine months later you got grandkids!
>You're daughter-in-law has 10 beautiful babies!
>They aren't as nice as your son is though.
>In fact, they get really mean and vicious.
>You give them all a small warning to behave.
>They take your warning as a sign to rule over others.
>You son dies after the eldest kills him in his sleep.
>Alright, it's time to bring out the paddle.
>You send one (1) angel and he fucks shit up.
>Completely raze the firstborn grandson's cities.
>One builds a massive tower to try to reach you? Scramble their languages so they don't complete it.
>Another enslaves his other brother's people and they really want to help from you.
>...fine
>Kill the slaver's firstborn, but then those great grandsons turn their back on you.
>Well fine, get lost in the desert!
>Feel bad, and guide them back.
>THIS time they are really sorry and build a nice temple. But you're still mad so you don't send any messages to them.
>Fast forward and now this random priest of yours is saying that he's your son.
>You're son is in Elysium playing with his friends, who's this?
>You're priests tell others he isn't your son, which is a relief.
>However, the descendants of another grandson who don't worship you believe he's your son.
>They then make him the chief god of their world-spanning empire...
>Then suddenly this other random priest claims he's talked with you, even though you haven't spoken to anyone.
>also makes a world-spanning empire
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>become omni parent
>you don't make your son all powerful.
>has no idea who you are.
>will never know who you are.
>give him to a very sweet and adorable couple that was trying really hard to get a child.
>small acts of kindness such as:
>always tuck him in bed every night.
>moving his foot so he doesn't stub his toes.
>keep nightmares away from him.
>making sure he has group of friends to play with.
>He becomes a good man.
>You give him a nudge to a nice woman who's been down her luck.
>They marry and nine months later you got grandkids!
>You're daughter-in-law has 10 beautiful babies!
>They aren't as nice as your son is though.
>In fact, they get really mean and vicious.
>You give them all a small warning to behave.
>They take your warning as a sign to rule over others.
>You son dies after the eldest kills him in his sleep.
>Alright, it's time to bring out the paddle.
>You send one (1) angel and he fucks shit up.
>Completely raze the firstborn grandson's cities.
>One builds a massive tower to try to reach you? Scramble their languages so they don't complete it.
>Another enslaves his other brother's people and they really want to help from you.
>...fine
>Kill the slaver's firstborn, but then those great grandsons turn their back on you.
>Well fine, get lost in the desert!
>Feel bad, and guide them back.
>THIS time they are really sorry and build a nice temple. But you're still mad so you don't send any messages to them.
>Fast forward and now this random priest of yours is saying that he's your son.
>You're son is in Elysium playing with his friends, who's this?
>You're priests tell others he isn't your son, which is a relief.
>However, the descendants of another grandson who don't worship you believe he's your son.
>They then make him the chief god of their world-spanning empire...
>Then suddenly this other random priest claims he's talked with you, even though you haven't spoken to anyone.
>also makes a world-spanning empire
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
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