>This dopey, ugly nerd motherfucker not only got with prime captain Amelia puss but bred her out as well

Why do cartoons keep doing this? Putting prime slim Lois ass with morbidly obese retard Peter? Why did cartoons consistently conspire to make me believe that the dumpy loser could EVER end up with the local Stacy if he genuinely loved her? Why did they have to give my impressionable young mind false hope?