Day 936, the magnetism is insane bros
Women swarm me like goddamn mosquitoes, can't even go to the store to get some bread without getting pestered
Woke up yesterday to a 10/10 blonde model sucking me off and 15 more waiting in a queue behind her, no idea how they got into my flat, luckily I managed to slam my knee in her face before I coomed out everything that I saved up
Made a circle of salt around my bed tonight, hopefully it stops the ole "snail trail" if you know what I mean lads