I, CLOWNji-kun, THE jobber of Dandadan, humbly kneel to:

Yukinobu Tatsu-sama, my God and creator, who've only made me to attract fujos but refused to add any sort of character development so I ended up as a retarded jobber and comic relief.

Ken "Okarun" Takakura-sama, my role model and my first love's bull, who I shall never be stronger or smarter than.

Momo Ayase-sama, my master who friendzoned me and awakened my kekold fetish.

Evil Eye-sama, my other master who completely dominated me and taught me joys of being a bottom sissy.

Turbo Baba-sama, who surpasses me in every popularity poll despite being a simple mascot that does nothing significant.

Tarou-sama, who is also stronger than me and has once subjugated me despite being made of cheap plastic.

Naki Kitou-sama, who easily knocked me out despite being an ordinary old woman with weak body.