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6/23/2025, 10:51:20 PM
>And let’s not pretend he’s got a redemption arc. This isn’t “tragic backstory” energy. This is “I sniff expired Miracle Whip and call it policy” energy. He’s the guy who’d push a stroller into traffic if it meant deporting a toddler for not speaking English. You know damn well he sleeps upside down in a coffin lined with Homeland Security memos and photos of kids in cages he uses as a weighted blanket.
>So yeah — Trump split his soul across seven cursed dumpster fires, and Miller? He’s the one that hisses, bites, and somehow always looks like he just came from sacrificing a goat to Breitbart.
>You want to kill the final Horcrux? Easy.
>Strip Miller of his VPN, cancel Newsmax, and trap him in a multicultural yoga class with pronouns in the introductions. That little fascist Horcrux would self-destruct in under 10 minutes.
>Now go find the others and bring me a match.
They’ve figured out how to stop Trump!
>So yeah — Trump split his soul across seven cursed dumpster fires, and Miller? He’s the one that hisses, bites, and somehow always looks like he just came from sacrificing a goat to Breitbart.
>You want to kill the final Horcrux? Easy.
>Strip Miller of his VPN, cancel Newsmax, and trap him in a multicultural yoga class with pronouns in the introductions. That little fascist Horcrux would self-destruct in under 10 minutes.
>Now go find the others and bring me a match.
They’ve figured out how to stop Trump!
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