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8/10/2025, 9:36:21 PM
Ryan Braun
>signed $100m extension with small market team in 2011
>gets caught with elevated HGH during the NLDS
>uses appeal process to continue to play in the playoffs
>Publicly challenges MLB and anti-doping measures as a whole just as the league tries to move forward from the steroid era.
>blames fedex, procedure, arbitrators, portraying himself as a martyr for 'all athletes' across all sports.
>accepts NL MVP while all this is going on.
>specifically uses the media to ruin Dino Laurenzi's life, for simply doing his job collecting samples for MLB.
>Finally confirmed to be on the Biogenisis client list along with other major steroid abusers.
>Loses sponsors, gets sued by friends who defended him.
>Gets suspended for PEDs in 2013
>Finally admits to using steroids, after two years of lies, denials, expending good-will, getting multiple people fired, and embarrassing public litigation, culminating in an immunity deal to testify in the 2014 Biogenisis investigation.
>Is an albatross for the rest of his contract, retires in 2021
If that motherfucker gets even one vote, I'm joining ISIS.
>signed $100m extension with small market team in 2011
>gets caught with elevated HGH during the NLDS
>uses appeal process to continue to play in the playoffs
>Publicly challenges MLB and anti-doping measures as a whole just as the league tries to move forward from the steroid era.
>blames fedex, procedure, arbitrators, portraying himself as a martyr for 'all athletes' across all sports.
>accepts NL MVP while all this is going on.
>specifically uses the media to ruin Dino Laurenzi's life, for simply doing his job collecting samples for MLB.
>Finally confirmed to be on the Biogenisis client list along with other major steroid abusers.
>Loses sponsors, gets sued by friends who defended him.
>Gets suspended for PEDs in 2013
>Finally admits to using steroids, after two years of lies, denials, expending good-will, getting multiple people fired, and embarrassing public litigation, culminating in an immunity deal to testify in the 2014 Biogenisis investigation.
>Is an albatross for the rest of his contract, retires in 2021
If that motherfucker gets even one vote, I'm joining ISIS.
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