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6/10/2025, 7:50:42 PM
Alright I got a weird one:
Turns out, Christian God is real, and one day, for NO EXPLAINED REASON, he sends every faithful dude a smoking hot guardian angel whose appearance is 100% aligned with his own personal tastes in women.
They're now a thing. They're here and you can't get rid of them. Doesn't matter if the dude was single, in a relationship or married. There's now a goddess angelic being attached to him now that he and his partner has to deal with.
Their purpose is basically just to support and encourage their man in any way they can. Sexual, platonic, you name it, she's there, she loves you, and she's 100% got your back in anything you do.
Cue complete and total existential crisis as governments, religions, and families struggle to come to grips with the realization of this what this means for reality as we know it.
Turns out, Christian God is real, and one day, for NO EXPLAINED REASON, he sends every faithful dude a smoking hot guardian angel whose appearance is 100% aligned with his own personal tastes in women.
They're now a thing. They're here and you can't get rid of them. Doesn't matter if the dude was single, in a relationship or married. There's now a goddess angelic being attached to him now that he and his partner has to deal with.
Their purpose is basically just to support and encourage their man in any way they can. Sexual, platonic, you name it, she's there, she loves you, and she's 100% got your back in anything you do.
Cue complete and total existential crisis as governments, religions, and families struggle to come to grips with the realization of this what this means for reality as we know it.
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