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Why are you defending Ubislop even as bait? Feel like any real gamers on /v/ know liking Ass Creed is way worse than being woke or whatever.

>be me 30yo, live in the south of france, can't get women
>been thinking about getting to a nude beach to look at vaginas
>decide today is the day
>i get in my car and immediately start sweating and stressing
>I arrive at the beach's parking
>I want to take a huge shit
>get down to the beach prepared to get naked
>it's filled with arabs and everyone is dressed
>fuck
>still want to shit
>go swimming
>go as far as I can
>take my shirt off and dump the biggest shit in the water
>realise there's a guy with a mask 3 meters away from me
>fuck
>get out as fast as i can
>the guy is waving at me from the water
>i pick my stuff and decide to flee to the right where there are rocks
>he gets out of the water and tells the lifeguard about it
>they start looking for me
>I continue to run by the rocks
>end up on the fucking nude beach
>naked women everywhere, old naked men
>I get naked immediatly
>the lifeguards come but can't recognise me as I'm not wearing anything
>feels good
>I end up looking at vaginas all afternoon while old men can't take their eyes away from my dick
>feel 10 times more confident now
You need to try the naturist beach anon

If being wet lets you hit Crocodile why did Luffy biting him not work