Theres an old ukrainian refugee I talk to sometimes (he barely speaks english) and I wanted to show him my cool international friends so I went to chug and showed him a drone death vid, I couldn't tell whether it was russian or ukrainian? Do you think he hates me now?

took a shit, now im gonna jerk off

i decided to stop recycling empty bottles
i just throw it all in the trash now even if it costs me 10 cents per bottle

So last month my girlfriend tragically passed away in a car accident, and I'm worried about her being in hell now after licking my ass and smoking weed