>>509379432
ruskie lies! the trucks are full of dead ruskies and ice cream!

>>508963772

>>508928508
what if russia promised to load the trucks with ice cream too?
>i could solve this problem in 1 day
https://youtu.be/ojO89bZP1Uk

>508073234
>im bored because my team is losing
fake nigger i despise you. you like those ppl that leave a sports ball because its over for your team. you pick a side, you stick with it to the bitter end. take your fucking bodies back at least.

>Zelensky: Mmmm! Goddamn, Putin! This is some serious gourmet bombing! Usually, me and NAFO would be happy with some Soviet-era shells right, but he springs this serious KALIBER shit on us! What generation is this?
>Putin: Knock it off, hyhyl.
>Zelensky: [pause] What?
>Putin: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my bombimg is, okay? I'm the one who bombs you. I know how good it is. When Shoigu goes shopping he buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I bomb you I want you to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the bombing of keev, it's the dead hyhyls in my garage.
>Zelensky: Oh, Vladimir, don't even worry about that...
>Putin: [interupting] Nyet, Nyet, Nyet, Nyet, let me ask you a question. When you started tbis war, did you notice a sign out in Kursk that said "Dead Hyhyl Storage"?
>Zelenakey: Vlad, you know I ain't seen no...
>Putin: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of Donetsk that said "Dead Hyhyl Storage"?
>Zelensky: [pause] No. I didn't.
>Putin: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
>Zelensky: Why?
>Putin: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead hyhyls ain't my fucking business, that's why!