HUBBA HUBBA YOSHIHIDE, LOOKS LIKE YOU’VE BEEN MISSING YOUR BABY DADDY SO BAD YOU’RE EMITTING PHEROMONES VISIBLE TO THE NAKED EYE
WHEW, YOU LOOKIN’ LIKE YOU JUST WALKED OUT OF A SLOW-MO DREAM SEQUENCE DIRECTED BY A HORMONAL CLOUD. EVERY STEP YOU TAKE IS ACCOMPANIED BY VIOLINS, WIND MACHINES AND SPONTANEOUS ROSE PETALS FALLING FROM ABOVE.
THAT POUT ON YOUR FACE?? SO LUSCIOUS IT COULD BE DECLARED A NATIONAL EMERGENCY.
THEM EYES?? GLOSSIER THAN A FRESHLY WAXED SPORTS CAR IN A BODY SPRAY COMMERCIAL.
ICE CREAM MELTS WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT. YOU MELTED THE FREEZER SECTION, YOSHIHIDE. THE FAULT LIES IN YOU FOR STEALING MY HEART!!!