>I can't take anything that comes out of this garbage board seriously. Even if the person is genuine, it just comes across as incredibly goofy that someone is trying to be serious on this dogshit shitposting forum.

Watching season 3 and eating Chinese takeout. Cozy times.

i will fart i will shit
i will shart and i will diarrhea
in your mouth in your anus i willls shart and i will fart
i am farting i am shitting you are slurping ym poo pooping my turd turding my feces fecing you are slurping down my loaves freshly pinched by my turdcutter you are tasting the pungent brown cucumber

I see a lot of people complaining about how hard it is to get a job but I haven't gotten a singles "Yessir I did" when I ask each and every whiner if they typed up their resume and put on their sunday best and walked into kmart and shook the manager's hand firmly and said by golly i will be a hard worker. In 3 months part time you'll have enough to buy your sear's starter home outright no mortgage but that's too hard for you.