This is kinda embarrassing to admit, but IDGAF, my life is a joke anyway.

Even in spite of all the gore, degeneracy, culty bullish, etc. that I've seen on the web, the only thing that ever shook me to my core was fucking Sonic.EXE

This is not a joke. Granted, I was young and impressionable when I first read the story. And creepypasta was a new concept. But it's still one of the most retarded aspects of my life.