i try my game on minnie. if i behave a certain way she likes me. we eventually get married. she civilizes me. we live in a rich house wearing nice clothes and drinking champagne. we entertain. we mingle. we give speeches at charity balls and toasts at events. minnie turns me into an upstanding gentleman of good character. a respected member of high society. a veritable Dr Jekyll.

then one summer day miyeon comes over wearing the tightest hottest little outfit and i can't control myself and go Mr Hyde on her ass on the dining room table, completely destroying my marriage. the divorce court awards me nothing so gold-digger miyeon ghosts me as well. broke and forlorn, i commute from the courthouse back to my mom's basement. i get out my old laptop, open /mu/, and return to shitposting on kpg.