I fucking died of sweaty during the night. It’s 4:51 am I am billy bollox naked I have been up all night and I am a patch of hair floating in pool of cottage cheese because i died of sweaty. And today is going to be even hotter + I have yo go out to dinner at 4:30 pm so I’m going to have to actually get up and roast during the hours of daylight today.
It said up to 32 degrees when i checked the forecast last night. Do you know how fucking hot 32 degrees is? It’s very hot that’s how hot it is. Very.
I just checked ye yokal forecast and it says 29 degrees plus it might rain which = sweaty.
I can’t take any more sweaty. I am at a formal dinner with rich business peoples there and I might have to take off all my clothing because sweaty.