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8/6/2025, 3:18:33 PM
>friend's birthday
>didnt get inivited
>probably just forgot, I do live kind of out there in the woods
>make a gift for my friend and go to the party
>they didnt invite me on purpose
>they make fun of me and the gift I made and laugh at me for showing up
>sulk back to my cabin
>all the way back to my cabin
>realize the reason why my cabin is as far out as it is is because no one likes me and this way they can talk about me behind my back all the time
>as a teddy it is only in my nature to interact eith my fellow bearkind so I communicate to them the only way theyve taught to me
>pain
>mayor elect runs a campaign to have me burned as a witch as if that will solve all their post-build-a-bear-workshop revolution problems
>military start perform clandestine psyops on me
>turns out my my cabin deeds has prime mineral rights and an oil baron has been plotting to have me removed from it to build a new rig
>The Bernstein Bears so desperate to defluff thr problematic teddy they build an uniron skynet murder robot army that threatens to wipe out all mankind
>After that fails (((Sunbeam))) gets aliens to take ever the planet
>get rid of the alieans and sunbeam
>everyone realizes they had been mistreating me the whole time
>throws a celebration party for me since I saved the planet from an alien invsion
>theres even a cake in my honor
>go to blow out candles
>get my face smashed into the cake
>sigh
>pull out an rpg
>blow everyone up
>sulk back to my cabin
>alone agiain
>forever alone
>didnt get inivited
>probably just forgot, I do live kind of out there in the woods
>make a gift for my friend and go to the party
>they didnt invite me on purpose
>they make fun of me and the gift I made and laugh at me for showing up
>sulk back to my cabin
>all the way back to my cabin
>realize the reason why my cabin is as far out as it is is because no one likes me and this way they can talk about me behind my back all the time
>as a teddy it is only in my nature to interact eith my fellow bearkind so I communicate to them the only way theyve taught to me
>pain
>mayor elect runs a campaign to have me burned as a witch as if that will solve all their post-build-a-bear-workshop revolution problems
>military start perform clandestine psyops on me
>turns out my my cabin deeds has prime mineral rights and an oil baron has been plotting to have me removed from it to build a new rig
>The Bernstein Bears so desperate to defluff thr problematic teddy they build an uniron skynet murder robot army that threatens to wipe out all mankind
>After that fails (((Sunbeam))) gets aliens to take ever the planet
>get rid of the alieans and sunbeam
>everyone realizes they had been mistreating me the whole time
>throws a celebration party for me since I saved the planet from an alien invsion
>theres even a cake in my honor
>go to blow out candles
>get my face smashed into the cake
>sigh
>pull out an rpg
>blow everyone up
>sulk back to my cabin
>alone agiain
>forever alone
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