OH WHAT A DISH MY FRIENDLY PUTIN
>mmmHmm it's a lovely little cheesecake this Ukraine
AND THEN FOR DESSERT WE WILL EAT THE EU CAKE TOO ALL TOGETHER AS FRIENDS
>mmmHmmm Trump I love your little mustache
AND I LOVE YOUR MUSTACHE TOO IT FITS US BOTH SO WELL BEING EVIL AND WEARING EVIL MUSTACHES AND DRINKING WINE OVER THE EUROPE WE EAT TOGETHER AND NO ONE WILL STOP US CERTAINLY NOT YOU DEAR READER
>mmmHMHMM I bet he woooon't
STUPID READER CAN'T STOP US