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>My childhood best friend is a baker and bread maker and that shit requires strong arms
If she has done that for years, of course she is going to have strong arms and mog a guy who sits on his ass all day.
>my mom is a retired policewoman
Yeah that's probably where you got your strength from.
>also I'm slapping my cat's butt and she meows like she's enjoying it
When I pet my grandma's cat (his favourite spot is the top of his head between the ears), sometimes he turns around and raises his butt at me signaling me to scratch it for him. Then when he had enough, he just lays down and commands me to rub his sides. Then he turns around so I can rub the other side.
What a chad.