IN A WORLD
>*pans in to All Might convention *
>Camera shows Deku struggling to suck off five BBCs as...
>"AND MILES TAKES SIX BWCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Deku despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man Miles satisfied so many pro hero bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest kekold"
>Book drops on Deku's head which reads "Blacked Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Deku in room with Kyle
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?"
>"Oh my Zelensky...racism is fucked"
>Zoom in on Deku writing Asta's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY BLACK BVLL ANUS!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Miles storming into Deku's cuckshed

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Deku*
>"You saying we're some kinda pro kekolds or something?"
>Cut to Deku flying around Tokyo using dilators ejected from his neovagina
>360 panoramic shot of Mark and Gohan pointing as geysers of African bvll cum flood the city

BWEEEEEW
>Shot of Kratos coming to Earth as Touhou plays
BWEEEW
>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's*
BWEEEW
>Cut to pro kekolds defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Kazuya Kinoshita from Rent-a-Girlfriend, emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*earth shattering fart noise*

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG*
>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward"
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of scalingbucks breaking featscucks*
>Simon "based!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*
>light and columbo show up
>now this will be an interesting world to be the god of...

>BLACKED
>BLACKED NOTE
>DEKU VS MILES DEATH BATTLE
>PG-13