>>509562393

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Pirate Nation be the only true haven for real men o’ the sea! We sail the briny deep, plunderin’ gold and guzzlin’ rum, livin’ free as the wind! No other piss-poor nation comes close to our glory. Them landlubber kingdoms? Pfft! Bunch o’ cock-suckin’, arse-lickin’ cowards who’d shit their breeches at the sight o’ our black flag! They cling to their fancy laws and prissy castles, while we Pirates spit in the face o’ their bollocks and take what we damn well please! All hail Pirate Nation, ye miserable wanks. Join us or drown in yer own piss!