Here's my hot take: Please Please Please is actually a really great song. When was the last time you heard a key change in a Top 40 single? It was written by a girl who went to Berklee (not Sabrina) so she obviously knows what she's doing.
>HEARTBREAK IS ONE THING, MY EGO'S ANOTHER
>I BEG YOU DON'T EMBARRASS ME, MOTHERFUCKER