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What’s this??? It’s 9PM?? And my girlfriend, SALLY ACORN, is still not home for dinner??? But I made some nice THICC and Juicy CHILIDOGS like usual! I must go check up on her! Maybe she’s still shopping at /o/town!

HOLY MOLY! THIS IS SO NOT PAST COOL! IS THAT SALLY, MY GIRLFRIEND, making out with the one, the only, SCOTTY KILMER??? They are making out on the HOOD of a 2003 TOYOTA MATRIX??? A BLUE Toyota Matrix??? WHAT??? Scotty finally shot his STUPID BITCH WIFE and decided to date MY girlfriend! EGAD! My little STUBBLE of a DICK is getting haaaaard. My little cucky self is ENJOYING watching my girlfriend being taken by SCOTTY KILMER??? OHHHH LETS DO IT TO IT! ALRIGHT! IM SUCH A GOOD LITTLE KEK OH MAN THEY WRE NOW INSIDE OF THE TOYOTA MATRIX, AND THEY HAVE GONE FORTH TO POUND TOWN! It feels so wrong but feels SO RIGHT that my girlfriend, SALLY ACORN, is getting plowed by THE KING OF /o/ inside of a BLUE Toyota Matrix, which is also kinda shaped like a hedgehog if you look at it long enough. EGADS??? THE SEX IS SO GOOD THAT THE MATRIX IS ROCKING AROUND??? IM GONNA NUT SO HARD AS THIS MAN NUTS INSIDE OF MY VERY FERTILE GIRLFRIEND??? What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO??? EGADS??? SEGA IS TEAMING UP WITH TOYOTA??? AND IM GOING TO DRESSED UP IN A TOYOTA-BRANDED CHASITITY CAGE??? WHILE SCOTTY FUCKS MY GIRLFRIEND ON LIVE TV??? IM SUCH A HAPPY LITTLE KEK! I LOVE JAPAN!