>>212952940
Sorry bud, it's pretty pathetic, but Canada is bottom of the barrel weakened right now, no epic fight, no boom, no "kicking your yellow ass" like it's still war time again and our men want blood, no, the guy in Washington would probably just call your kim kun president a "slanty eyed good man in lots of trouble if he attacks us", then we go back to nothing ever happening because you don't want to be kimchi across the galaxy, or get a "warning nuke" French gift to your Samsung city because Jvpiter thinks your getting a bit too close to us without consentment.
Do they really like us? Or do they just like our ressources? Perhaps pity? Maybe they dislike us way less than they dislike you, and maybe the true answer is they just prefer to keep the way things are out of bureaucratic autism. This is a very disappointing response, I know, I'm sorry, we'll try to get back on our feet one day... In the mean time, please don't do anything stupid, I don't have that kind of money to buy an Iphone...

Humbling

Iran sends aid........