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>be Jewish tunnel rat
>digging yet another child rape tunnel
>suddenly see another pair of reptilian eyes gleaming in the darkness
>think it's a reflection at first, until a gruff voice with a Cajun accent bellows out:
"Hon hon hon! Dis here be ol' Leatherhead's territory, you betcha! I'm-a gonna fix y'all up REAL good, I GAR-ON-TEE! Hon hon hon!"