Anyone else pansexual-hyper-sexual? I wasn't always like this. But, something awakened in my late 20s. I cannot stop thinking about hot or not, smash or pass. No matter what. Every waking moment, life or death situation. Police man about to take me to jail? Damn his ass if phat. Doctor giving my stage 4 cancer prognosis, those are some fine dick sucking lips.

I'm really glad no one can read my mind. Thanks for listening everyone.

Tsss I, Pirate Kay. Surrender your booties and none of yee will be scathed by thy tumultuous claws and paws -- yarrrr.