>it's July 2004 and I'm at band camp
>it's 95 degrees out and we're practicing on a parking lot
>no clouds, no shade, just blacktop
>we're all carrying instruments ranging in size from flutes to tubas
>march for an hour or more at a time with short breaks for water
>8 AM to 8 PM for a full week
>nobody died

I hate nuspeak so much I can't even sleep. Throw all fat women into a wet bulb and let them die.