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Anonymous /vg/532127078#532132193
7/21/2025, 4:43:31 PM
Gomenasai, my name is Guinaifen-sama.

I’m a 19-year-old street performer (fire breather for you off-worlders). I juggle knives and swallow swords on the Luofu docks, and spend my days perfecting my craft and watching superior Xianzhou dramas. (Legend of the Cloud Knight, The Ravager’s Secret Love, Mara-Struck No More*).

I train with my flaming staff every day. This superior weapon can out-dazzle even the Aurumaton’s light show because it’s been dipped in Phoixian dragon oil, and is vastly more entertaining than anything the IPC’s got. I earned my "Licensed Menace" badge two years ago, and I’ve been getting more banned from public spaces every day.

I speak Luofu dialect fluently, both the Aurum Alley dialect and the fancy Cloud Knight lingo, and I write hastily scribbled apology letters to the Ten-Lords Commission as well. I know everything about Xianzhou’s history and their "No Unlicensed Pyrotechnics" code, which I follow... uh.. about 50%?

When I get my permanent residency, I’m moving to the Artisanship Commission to attend a prestigious "How to Not Get Arrested" seminar. I hope I can become a lead performer for the Dragon Lady or a professional fireworks tester!

I own several Xianzhou attire, which I wear around the docks. I want to get used to wearing them before I become famous. I bow to the Cloud Knights right before running away, and I shout "LIVE FAST, DIE HOT!" as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to watch my performance.

Wish me luck on the Luofu!