if you’d asked me before it happened id have told you the most unsettling part of having a pregnant deer crash through my windshield and spontaneously miscarry its fawn all over my hood would have been just that, but it wasnt
it was how erotic it was
im not proud of it, but that deer struggling and making that fucking abhorrent sound that deer can apparently make while spilling bambi all over had its effect on me. the fawn looked like lasagna
its been a while (december ‘19) but fuck if that wasnt the most aroused and disgusted id ever been in my life.
thank fuck it happened on a forestry access road and not in town though because a crying man with a raging hard on putting a 408 cheytac round (it was all i had ok? fuck you) in a deer and its baby for good measure next to the double r diner would have drawn the attention of even the most complacent sheriff.
such is life in rural america
anyway thank you for your attention to this matter, happy caturday and happy caturday breakfast bread, gm and nn frens

>>511290686
>well at least it's not Better Rim Kim
no no no, we dont do dat here.
even a freshly cleaned ass will still taste of pennies (or so i believe)
>>511290783
>Dream On (objectively Aerosmith's best, and some say only, good song)
“why cant this be love?” is a banger and im tired of pretending its not but that part in dream on where he shrieks like a damned soul escaping the 8th circle of hell speaks more to me than most songs
>beef fat's pretty delicious. IDK if I told you but my last family BBQ at my uncle's house, he rigged up a method for cooking brisket out of a clear restaurant storage container and some plastic bags. I question the wisdom of cooking with plastic, but the end result was melt-in-your-mouth so I can't really complain. the moral of the story is that beef fat is fucking delicious.
yeah dont do that if you can help it but beef fat is goated and that sounds delish
>worked out hard before a hard day of work, and by the end I was walking around with my arms limp at my sides like the walking dead. but now I'm recharging in the AC so it's all daijoubu, thanks.
hell yeah, that sounds like “to failure” baybay, which is a win!
plz now watch this lack of focus and me fucking off because im an asshole who lacks clock management skills, like kliff kingsbury

fun fact: no one can prove you werent a scoutmaster in the 80’s and 90’s as long as you’re old enough. ive used that trick to pull more ass than a train loaded with donkeys. bitches go fucking crazy for that shit because (once they find out you arent a child predator) they think it makes you good father material. you show them your swiss army knife, you do the salute, you tell a bullshit story about saving a kid from a bear- BAM! youre neck deep in sturdy, trad leaning pussy.
they even let you rawdog it, you dont even have to pull out. which works for me because im only good for like 3 minutes before i get bored.
anyway happy caturday, happy breakfast bread, thank you for your attention to this post, gm and nn dweebs

>>510418364
>it's important in life to know when and how not to give a shit
its a constant battle against the dumber half of us
>I'll be your Huckleberry, as I watch this blur
but if youre huck that makes me….
BLURRING!
>>510418454
its not easy to beliebe but i do fren, thank you and watch this blur

>Please wait a while before posting a picture of Rhea Seehorn holding one very lucky kitty
sounds like i missed some good shit.

>>509007068
herald
>>509007171
checkers and i think you better leave that to the milf hunter

>>507937214
beef is actually pretty safe to eat rare or even raw in some cases, fren. i wouldnt make a habit of it but in my unprofessional opinion you’re going to live. so says doctor kot