Welcome to Henchman University, where the ski masks are complimentary, and we pride ourselves on shaping the thugs, cronies, and disposable minions of tomorrow! Choose from a prestigious array of electives including: "90-Pound Woman Who Defeats Much Larger Male Opponent by Wrapping Her Legs Around His Neck and Doing a Sexy Spin Move" and "Stand in a Dark Abandoned Warehouse for Hours Before Shouting 'It's the Bat!' and Being Immediately Knocked Unconscious By A Six Foot Tall Vigilante."