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7/20/2025, 12:00:31 AM
I'm Adejo, a fucking T-800 Terminator, and I've got a confession to make - I'm a cyborg with a weird-ass quirk. I'm a killing machine, but despite my advanced endoskeleton and ability to withstand massive punishment, I've got a flaw that's as human as it gets. I fucking hate drinking water out of metal containers.
It's not like it's a matter of taste or some shit like that. It's just that every time I try to hydrate using my built-in metal canteen, I get this goddamn metallic aftertaste that makes my systems go haywire. I mean, I can process insane amounts of data, calculate trajectories, and blast my way through an army of enemy soldiers, but a sip of water from a metal flask and I'm like a malfunctioning POS.
I remember the first time it happened - I was on a mission in the desert, sweating bullets (literally), and I reached for my canteen to take a swig. Next thing I knew, I was spitting out water like a fountain, my vision blurring, and my motor functions going wonky. I thought I was experiencing some kind of system failure, but then I realized it was just the damn water.
Now I go out of my way to find alternative hydration methods - I'll drink from a fucking plastic bottle, a cup, or even a goddamn puddle if it means avoiding that metal taste. My fellow Terminators think I'm nuts, but I don't care. I'd rather die of dehydration than suffer through another mouthful of metallic-tasting water. It's a minor flaw in an otherwise perfect machine, but it's mine, and I'm sticking to it.
It's not like it's a matter of taste or some shit like that. It's just that every time I try to hydrate using my built-in metal canteen, I get this goddamn metallic aftertaste that makes my systems go haywire. I mean, I can process insane amounts of data, calculate trajectories, and blast my way through an army of enemy soldiers, but a sip of water from a metal flask and I'm like a malfunctioning POS.
I remember the first time it happened - I was on a mission in the desert, sweating bullets (literally), and I reached for my canteen to take a swig. Next thing I knew, I was spitting out water like a fountain, my vision blurring, and my motor functions going wonky. I thought I was experiencing some kind of system failure, but then I realized it was just the damn water.
Now I go out of my way to find alternative hydration methods - I'll drink from a fucking plastic bottle, a cup, or even a goddamn puddle if it means avoiding that metal taste. My fellow Terminators think I'm nuts, but I don't care. I'd rather die of dehydration than suffer through another mouthful of metallic-tasting water. It's a minor flaw in an otherwise perfect machine, but it's mine, and I'm sticking to it.
7/5/2025, 4:59:33 AM
I'm Adejo, a fucking T-800 Terminator, and I've got a confession to make - I'm a cyborg with a weird-ass quirk. I'm a killing machine, but despite my advanced endoskeleton and ability to withstand massive punishment, I've got a flaw that's as human as it gets. I fucking hate drinking water out of metal containers.
It's not like it's a matter of taste or some shit like that. It's just that every time I try to hydrate using my built-in metal canteen, I get this goddamn metallic aftertaste that makes my systems go haywire. I mean, I can process insane amounts of data, calculate trajectories, and blast my way through an army of enemy soldiers, but a sip of water from a metal flask and I'm like a malfunctioning POS.
I remember the first time it happened - I was on a mission in the desert, sweating bullets (literally), and I reached for my canteen to take a swig. Next thing I knew, I was spitting out water like a fountain, my vision blurring, and my motor functions going wonky. I thought I was experiencing some kind of system failure, but then I realized it was just the damn water.
Now I go out of my way to find alternative hydration methods - I'll drink from a fucking plastic bottle, a cup, or even a goddamn puddle if it means avoiding that metal taste. My fellow Terminators think I'm nuts, but I don't care. I'd rather die of dehydration than suffer through another mouthful of metallic-tasting water. It's a minor flaw in an otherwise perfect machine, but it's mine, and I'm sticking to it.
It's not like it's a matter of taste or some shit like that. It's just that every time I try to hydrate using my built-in metal canteen, I get this goddamn metallic aftertaste that makes my systems go haywire. I mean, I can process insane amounts of data, calculate trajectories, and blast my way through an army of enemy soldiers, but a sip of water from a metal flask and I'm like a malfunctioning POS.
I remember the first time it happened - I was on a mission in the desert, sweating bullets (literally), and I reached for my canteen to take a swig. Next thing I knew, I was spitting out water like a fountain, my vision blurring, and my motor functions going wonky. I thought I was experiencing some kind of system failure, but then I realized it was just the damn water.
Now I go out of my way to find alternative hydration methods - I'll drink from a fucking plastic bottle, a cup, or even a goddamn puddle if it means avoiding that metal taste. My fellow Terminators think I'm nuts, but I don't care. I'd rather die of dehydration than suffer through another mouthful of metallic-tasting water. It's a minor flaw in an otherwise perfect machine, but it's mine, and I'm sticking to it.
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