>>34006068
>ASL
30/m/GA
>Physical description
Momma said I'm handsome enough to catcall women at the Circle K. The one with the working ICEE machines too. Also I hit the minimum height requirement of 6ft without tippy toes.

>Interests
I really like making fun of people that play pickleball. If you're killed playing it, good. The second thing I like doing is making up elaborate stories about why I'm not able to make it into work today. The third thing I like doing is walking into Ross and complaining that there are no good deals to the overworked single mother cashiers that can't realistically change the prices for me.

>Looking for
Women of course. Women that are not ugly and boring. By boring I mean, has no sense of self and plays Marvel Rivals because they want to be a v-tuber. And by ugly I mean 250lb 5'0, all back and guts, smells like boiled cajun peanuts, type women. I prefer nonwhite women because they usually have good thick eyebrows. If you are a white, I won't complain. If you do want to meet up, we have to go to the mall and shop only in the kiosks that have the T shirts that all have bandaged bears on them because no one shopping there can actually afford Ralph Lauren but still want to feel like they can... Then we'll get mall Hibachi from the hardworking Guatemalans.

>Not looking for
Pressure. Strings. Day one commitment. Communication through anime gifs, I will make fun of you and make you feel bad if you do.

>Contact
Yrnmgan