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7/2/2025, 7:53:47 PM
>>714291028
Excuse me? Did you just say that to my face?
I’ve endured a lot of ignorant posturing during my tenure with the RCM, but your last statement might be the most colossally stupid string of words I’ve ever heard dribbled out of a human mouth. I graduated top of my class from the Moralintern Motor Corps Academy. I've personally shut down more smuggling routes than you’ve had warm meals in your cab, and I have over 300 confirmed arrests — each one documented, stamped, and filed in triplicate.
You think you're clever because you read a couple fascist pamphlets in the back of your trailer while chain-smoking cheap cigarettes and listening to talk radio? Pathetic. I am trained in investigative warfare, cultural analysis, and the subtle art of not embarrassing myself in public. You? You’re trained in being a walking security risk with a mustache full of xenophobia.
If you think for even a moment that your half-baked phrenological nonsense is going to impress or intimidate me, I regret to inform you: I’ve filed noise complaints against more articulate bigots. While you were blathering on about skull shapes and racial purity, I was ensuring the machinery of justice continued turning — quietly, efficiently, and without any regard for your feelings.
I could dismantle your entire belief system with a clipboard and a raised eyebrow. But frankly, you’re not worth the paperwork.
Now kindly return to your truck and contemplate the possibility — remote though it may be — that you are, in fact, just a deeply unremarkable man with bad opinions.
Excuse me? Did you just say that to my face?
I’ve endured a lot of ignorant posturing during my tenure with the RCM, but your last statement might be the most colossally stupid string of words I’ve ever heard dribbled out of a human mouth. I graduated top of my class from the Moralintern Motor Corps Academy. I've personally shut down more smuggling routes than you’ve had warm meals in your cab, and I have over 300 confirmed arrests — each one documented, stamped, and filed in triplicate.
You think you're clever because you read a couple fascist pamphlets in the back of your trailer while chain-smoking cheap cigarettes and listening to talk radio? Pathetic. I am trained in investigative warfare, cultural analysis, and the subtle art of not embarrassing myself in public. You? You’re trained in being a walking security risk with a mustache full of xenophobia.
If you think for even a moment that your half-baked phrenological nonsense is going to impress or intimidate me, I regret to inform you: I’ve filed noise complaints against more articulate bigots. While you were blathering on about skull shapes and racial purity, I was ensuring the machinery of justice continued turning — quietly, efficiently, and without any regard for your feelings.
I could dismantle your entire belief system with a clipboard and a raised eyebrow. But frankly, you’re not worth the paperwork.
Now kindly return to your truck and contemplate the possibility — remote though it may be — that you are, in fact, just a deeply unremarkable man with bad opinions.
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