Welcome to /fa/, where your options are

1. low rise skinny jeans and a silkscreen shirt that says "I show appreciation for black people and my ancestors were poor and possibly from india" on the front, and on the back a mashup of disgraced, formerly high status fashion labels from 0.75 fashion cycles ago in bold print so everyone can see how aspirational and black you are, or

2. 6-pleat reverse pleat linen gurkha pants where the waist is around your nipples and the leg opening is 12 inches and a shirt that every rich person instinctively knows was made by loewe on sight but the only difference is a tiny piece of fabric on the inside that says "loewe" and that's not aspirational unlike in the first example because unlike them you're a temporarily embarrassed millionaire (also it confirms you understand blacks are scary and you would never do a thing an indian did), and that is very quiet luxurious, and also a morning coat that you wear on all occasions and all seasons, even the beach, because here on /fa/ you can only do one thing ever and context is irrelevant and probably jewish